New Post-Election Bumperstickers

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

Who punched the chads out? Whoo Whoo Whoo!

UNPRESIDENTED!

Ralph Happens

If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

My other President is a Republican

Honk If You Love Al Gore! (use the button on your steering
wheel)

My 2nd Grader is Smarter than 19,000 Florida voters!

Jews for Buchanan

What popular vote?

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
-Joseph Stalin

I voted - Didn't matter

My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy
President

I know I voted on a butterfly ballot, but how come I feel like I
just
ingested a pupa?

Nicaragua was only practice. Florida was the real thing

Mi brudder sed I were elected. Im going too DizzyWerld

Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You ain't seen nothing yet

I Invented the Bumper Sticker - A. Gore

DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE........LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR
YOU

Chad happens

Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?

I hope Bush wins, that way the loaded gun I'm stroking right now
will be
legal.

Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.

Let them fight to the death

Trust the Machine

Now do you understand the importance of user-testing?

George III...George Sr, George, Jr...hereditary monarchy has
been restored!

To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential
material!

One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

Holocaust Survivors for Holocaust Deniers

The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

Will Rogers never met George W.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)

Banana Republicans

OK, forget votes. How many guns do you have?

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

Bradley vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh?

Last time we listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert
for 40 years