Lizzie, The High School Whore

Lizzie

Lizzie was a perfect slut
A Grade-A, first class whore.
Men could fuck her all day long,
And still she begged for more

Lizzie was a "hoochie".
She was a big ass slut.
She would take it in her asshole,
And take it in her cunt

When Lizzie was in high school,
She often had this dream.
Of running through the locker room,
And fucking the football team.

As Lizzie walked the high school halls,
Her heart was set a flutter.
Every guy that she passed by,
She wondered if he'd fuck her.

Lizzie fucked them one by one,
And like Noah, 2 by 2,
And when it came to positions,
There was nothing she couldn't do.

Once there was this rumor,
Of how she fucked old Scott.
Legend says, she gave him head,
As he spun donuts in the parking lot.

Lizzie went to college,
And tried for her degree,
And fucked the entire male population
That went to UNC.

After college, she got a job,
But decided to try hooking.
She figured she would get some ass,
As she was fairly decent looking.

But hooking ain't easy,
Or so its been said.
She'd have to do anal,
And always give head.

One day, our poor Lizzie,
Came home and got online,
And looked for a couple of gentlemen,
To help her spend some time.

She stumbled on this website,
That glorified sick fucks,
And all of the sudden,
Poor Lizzie was in luck.

For there, she met others,
Who were nymphos too,
And knew all about orgies,
And what salad tossers do.

Lizzie was a high school slut,
And a college whore,
But life outside of UNC
Left her wanting more.

And it seems as though she found it,
In the most peculiar place:
Where sluts and whores,
And dorks and Lords seem to congregate.